The Life & Times of an Auteur.

Commentary on Pop Culture, and maybe creating some of my own.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

A Soul Crushing Realization.

Megan Fox played Mikaela Banes in Transformers. It's widely accepted that she fucked Michael Bay to get the part. I mean, cleaned his "Ferrari." Suuuure.

Mikaela Banes = Michael Bay.

Michael Bay fucked his own Mary Sue.

Or did I just blow your minds?

1 comment:

  1. Being in my current YJ-centric mindframe, I was thinking more along the lines of...

    Bay: Is it wrong that I think I'm hot?

    Yes. Yes it is.