To quote Doug Walker, Okay people, here's the big test. Battleship comes out this weekend. You all know it's gonna suck, everybody who has seen it says it sucks, even the trailer has had audiences rolling in laughter for how much it's gonna suck. My friends, take it from the words of the great Jay Sherman:
It's already made $215,300,000 in the foreign market. This means it's official, if none of us Americans go to see it, foreigners can never look down on us as being lazy, uneducated dolts ever again. Stay away from the movie, do it for America!