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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum are the two worst people in the country. They can get up, in front of audiences and spew bigotry towards gay people, and people applaud. Adolf Hitler used to do the same thing in beer halls, and instead of applauding, if the people in those halls got up and beat the shit out of him, we would never have had World War II. Bachmann and Santorum get applause... there should be shoes being thrown, there should be rocks being thrown. These people should be publicly shamed and run out of the country to live in a place that is more in line with their bigoted beliefs.

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  1. I'll just go ahead and say that I apologize on behalf of my home state (Iowa), for Michelle Bachmann being born there, and leave it at that.

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  2. Maybe not rocks, but rotten fruit would be a good color on them.

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  3. May I suggest monkeys to throw shit at them? Because they'll be covered in what they're spewing: shit.

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  4. I hate those people. Here's an idea, crank call them. But do it from an unknown source.

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    1. Bachmann: Hello, who is this?

      Caller: Hello, ma'am. I'm part of the Civilian Council and we want you to join. We're a right-wing group for the most part.

      Bachman: Interesting. How do I get into his council?

      Caller: Say "I am a butt-biting dickhead." several times and you're in.

      Bachman: *repeats several times"

      Caller: Now, go over the top.

      Bachman: *HAMMY MODE ACTIVATE!*

      Caller: Thank you and goodbye.

      The next day.... someone mailed the crank call to every news station network.

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  5. WOAH, agreed for the most part but watch the Godwin, will ya? Not cool.

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