So, a while back I wrote up my "Top Twenty Gargoyles Universe Villains" and decided to post it to ASK GREG, where I was promptly asked about my lack of love for Bruno. So, you asked for it, Greg. A tribute to Bruno. In song form!
Now, Bruno is his name.
Shootin' gargoyles is his game.
Nessie, you dope!
Escape his hole,
and watch Sevarius go insane!
If a small gun can't perform.
Goliath's too true to form.
With a cliffhanger ending at his side,
His gun will increase in size!
He's through with takin' falls!
Mutates busting through the walls!
His comrades drown in the loch!
Then Angela kicks him in the crotch!